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Description
nerdy succulent pots Funny Succulent PotsThese funny succulent pots make excellent housewarming and birthday gifts for all those in your life. The mini white ceramic pots have a drainage hole and come with a bamboo tray to catch excess water. Fits perfectly on most windowsills and looks great on your desk! Best used as an indoor planter. Plants not included. SIZE: 2. 17 inches high, 3. 15 inches wide. Bamboo tray 3. 35 inches wide, . 39 inches high. PLEASE NOTE: We hand design and print each
These funny succulent pots make excellent housewarming and birthday gifts for all those in your life. The mini white ceramic pots have a drainage hole and come with a bamboo tray to catch excess water. Fits perfectly on most windowsills and looks great on your desk! Best used as an indoor planter. Plants not included.SIZE: 2.17 inches high, 3.15 inches wide. Bamboo tray 3.35 inches wide, .39 inches high.
PLEASE NOTE: We hand design and print each item to order, so keep in mind the size and/or placement of your design may be slightly different than pictured.
DESIGNS AVAILABLE:
• I Wet My Plants
• I Soiled Myself
• I'm A Succa For You
• What The Fucculent
• Don't Be A Prick
• Not Dead Yet Succa
• I Will Survive
• Grow Dammit
• Oh For Fuccs Sake
• Please Don't Die
• What Up Succa?
• Thirsty AF
• Me So Thorny
• Rooting For You!
• Succ It
• Needy Bitch
• Thirsty Bitch
• Prickly Bitch
• I Need A Drink
• Pay Attention To Me!
• Lookin' Sharp
• Pretty Fly For A Cacti
• Leaf Me Alone
• You Grow Girl
• Emotional Support Plant
• Crazy Plant Lady
• Thirst Trap
• I'm a Succa for Succulents
• I Be-Leaf In You
• Life Succs
• Life Succs, Buy a Plant
• Not A Hugger
• Can't Touch This
• Talk Dirty To Me
• Give Me The Dirt
• Best Buds
• Plant One On Me
• Bloom There It Is
If you'd like a custom design, please contact us before purchasing.
MATERIALS:
Ceramic Pot, Bamboo Tray, Premium Waterproof Vinyl
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Hand wash with non-abrasive sponge
• Do not place in dishwasher
SHIPPING INFORMATION:
Delivery dates are an estimate and post office delays are out of our control. If you need an order earlier than the estimated shipping date, please message us prior to ordering and we will do our best to accommodate.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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★★★★★ 4
Smells great
Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Very dense product, as much as a candle, so if you want something a bit more creamy then look somewhere else. Smells reall good, but it takes time to get it on if you have a longer beard.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great product for me
Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 1)
This is a firm product you have to really need to apply more pressure than I thought you would to get a small amount on your fingers then have to rub that on your fingers or hands to get it to where you can apply it to your beard. I likee ow easy some others have more of a cream style but for me the smell just beats out the others especially when paired with there beard oil.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The best you can get for the price especially this stuff is 10 /10 stars
Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 1), Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 1)
This is definitely my new favorite beard bomb. I was using the GIBs beard bomb, but this stuff smells just as good and is 50% cheaper. I will be getting this from now on definitely my new favorite.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026
★★★★★ 3
Works as advertised
Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Works good. The scent doesn’t last very long.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Better than the rest
Size: 2 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Great product
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2026