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house plants and their f up thoughts

house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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Omaha, US
★★★★★ 4
The spandex feel of these is very nice
Color: Set8-4, Size: Medium, Color: Set8-4, Size: Medium
I’ve worn and washed these twice and what I have found is that they do tighten up I don’t know if it’s shrinking or what but the edges of the band at the bottom at the leg roll up and you can see in one of my pictures I actually have a hole in the front crotch area Just really discouraged that I didn’t think about this fabric rolling and snagging, and seam separation . The colors really pretty, and I really enjoy having the versatility of different Colors. Moving forward I will try different brand with a little more length. These hit right at that underwear line and it doesn’t look good.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 9, 2024
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Kristen S.
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
The best!
Color: Set8-4, Size: Medium
Super comfy, barely feel them at all, these are the only underwear I buy now, great for workouts or mountain biking!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 16, 2025
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Anita G Doran
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 3
Legs curl up, panty liners don't stick, front and back are cut exactly the same.
I wear a pants size 8, and purchased an XL in these because I don't like tight underwear. They feel good, and fit well -- not baggy and not tight. However, the legs do curl up, which I might have expected if they were tight, but they're not. Panty liners stick at first, but not all day. And although there is printing on the inside back to provide a clue about what is supposed to be front vs back, there is no difference in the cut. The waist hits a bit lower in the back (on me) than in the front, which is not a deal killer, but, REALLY?? I'll keep these, but will keep looking for a better fit, and legs that don't curl up.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2022
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Margaret L Fulmer
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
But - you can’t always figure out the back or front
Easy to wash and a good fit.
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Cliente de Amazon
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 5
Excelentes
Color: Set8-4, Size: XX-Large
Lindos, cómodos y el materia no se marca sin ser delgados
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026

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