SKU: 87613306597
trost succulent

trost succulent an't Touch This Planter

Sale price$24.38 Regular price$27.09
Save 10%

Pay in installments of $6.77 with ShopPay, AfterPay and Klarna

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 18 - Jul 23

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

trost succulent an't Touch This PlanterWhen MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it! This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music

When MC Hammer lyrics meets prickly plants. Admit it, you are already singing it!

This pot comes with serious '90s energy and zero apologies. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" serving up that classic lyrical reference with a botanical twist. It's the perfect double meaning: you literally can't touch a cactus without regretting it, and this pot's got that untouchable swagger that'll make your shelf game legendary. 

The Rock Pots collection is all about bringing music puns to your shelf, desk, or windowsill. Each ceramic planter features clever wordplay that'll make music lovers grin and plant people groan (in the best way). These aren't just planters—they're conversation starters, desk accessories with personality, and the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good pun as much as a good playlist.

The Details (Because Even Puns Need Specs):

  • Music puns that slap - Each Rock Pot features clever wordplay that bridges music and plants. It's humor you can display
  • Fake succulent included - Arrives with a faux succulent pre-planted in a decorative rock bed. Zero maintenance, maximum style, infinite shelf life
  • Real plant ready - Got a green thumb? Just pop out the artificial succulent and rock filler to reveal a drainage hole and removable bamboo base tray. Real plant conversion takes 30 seconds flat
  • Petite ceramic perfection - 3.1"W x 2"H pot that fits anywhere you need a little personality
  • Gift-ready humor - Perfect for music fans, pun lovers, and anyone who's killed one too many plants. Low commitment, high impact

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs. Succulent may be different than shown, they are randomly chosen for each pot. Rock bed pebble colors/ size may vary.

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 87613306597

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell trost succulent

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.5 ★★★★★
Based on 28 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
M
Verified Purchase
Matthew
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
A great wallet!
Size: One Size, Color: Brown Quattro G
This was exactly what I was looking for. A stylish wallet at a amazing price point. RFID blocking works as intended.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
J
Verified Purchase
Juan Torres
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Best wallet ever!
Size: One Size, Color: Black/Red
Great wallet! Super slim, holds all my cards perfectly, not that I ever have cash to put in it anyway. At this point, it’s basically a stylish card organizer that reminds me I’m broke every time I open it. Still, it looks good, feels durable, and makes me look like I have my life together, until the card gets declined.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2025
J
Verified Purchase
Jorge Contreras
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent.
Size: One Size, Color: Charcoal/Red
Excellent.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 21, 2026
S
Verified Purchase
Santi ellis
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
Mainly good
Size: One Size, Color: Black Quattro G
Very good the material feels good The only bad thing is how much stuff you can put in it before it can’t really close
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2026
M
Verified Purchase
Mireya solis
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Slim lots of space
Size: One Size, Color: Black
Exactly what i was looking for
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2026

recommand products