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cute succulent phrases My Emotional Baggage Tote - Funny Retro Cotton Canvas Pocket Tote

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cute succulent phrases My Emotional Baggage Tote - Funny Retro Cotton Canvas Pocket ToteFinally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JKThey would NOT all fit in here, silly. Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self awareness is the first step to well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style. Whether you're

Finally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JK—They would NOT all fit in here, silly.

Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self-awareness is the first step to... well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style.

Whether you're running errands while internally screaming, heading to therapy (again), or just embracing the beautiful shit show that is your life, this tote is your spirit animal. Perfect for the self-aware hot mess, the "I'm doing my best" crowd, and anyone who's stopped pretending they have it all together.

Spoiler alert: None of us do. At least you're honest about it.

Why you'll love this self-aware disaster carry-all:

  • Premium medium-weight pigment-dyed gusseted 100% cotton canvas with reinforced stitching—built to survive your chaos
  • Roomy 18.7" L x 4.2" W x 11.7" H size—fits your laptop, snacks, and approximately 3% of your unresolved issues
  • Long 24" handles for comfortable shoulder carrying (you're already lugging around enough emotional weight, might as well make the physical stuff easier)
  • Sizable exterior pocket 7.5" W x 8" H for quick access to your phone, wine opener, or whatever gets you through the day
  • Retro design with brutally honest fine print—because if you're gonna be a mess, might as well own it with style

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs, Made in USA

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Paul C
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 4
Soft, comfortable fitting jeans
Size: 30W x 30L, Color: Black Rinse
Good quality and a great slim fit, but a bit expensive for a blend. Since they aren’t 100% cotton, they have a slight stretch that makes them more comfortable and softer than standard jeans. I’m happy with the look and feel, but I’ll have to see how they hold up over time.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2025
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Armin B
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Very nice and would highly recommend!
Size: 32W x 30L, Color: Medium Grey
The fit is exactly what I was looking for, slim without being too tight, and it fits true to size, so I get that modern look but still feel comfortable sitting or walking around all day. The denim feels soft yet sturdy, which makes me confident it’ll hold up well over time. I also love the classic 5-pocket design. It’s functional and keeps my essentials handy without adding bulk. The color holds up after a few washes, and there’s minimal fading so far, which is a big plus for me. Pairing these pants with a casual tee or a button-down is effortless, they easily transition from work to weekend vibes. For the price and quality, I feel like these are a solid addition to my wardrobe. Definitely recommend if you’re looking for a slim, comfortable, and versatile pair of jeans.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026
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Dj
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Love these jeans
Size: 34W x 30L, Color: Black Rinse, Size: 34W x 30L, Color: Black Rinse
Nice jeans. THe fit is great, the material is kind of stretchy, and the black color is true black not a faded look. Hard for me to find a good pair of jeans but these I love.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2026
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New York, US
★★★★★ 3
They feel like cardboard
Size: 36W x 29L, Color: Medium Grey
I kept these hoping to replace a denizen slim 216 that I can’t find anymore. These are not as a soft and rather quite stiff, maybe due to the recycled content. They might do for the occasional trip out of the house but I’m not impressed and glad I didn’t pay full price.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2026
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Warren Rachele
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
All Day Comfort
Size: 34W x 32L, Color: Medium Grey
If you like the trim look of slim-cut jeans, you will love these. The silhouette is near perfect without veering into skinny jeans territory and the extra length make mine perfect with boots. The denim is good quality and the stretch fabric retains its shape, resisting the baggy look after multiple days of wear. The grey color is just right without the unnatural whiskers and wear-lines added by other brands. I love these jeans and look forward to many years of uses.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2025

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